Migratory Byrds

Migratory Byrds

Thursday, July 19, 2007

What we can expect according to my research...

The English find ill-health not only interesting but respectable and often experience death in the effort to avoid a fuss.
-Pamela Frankau

England is a nation of shopkeepers.
-Napolean Bonaparte

English people apparently queue up as a sort of hobby. A family man might pass a mild autumn evening by taking the wife and kids to stand in the cinema queue for a while and then leading them over for a few minutes in the sweetshop queue and then, as a special treat for the kids, saying "Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in".
-Calvin Trillin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will feel comparatively at home in prison.
-Evelyn Waugh

Uh oh Ben...!
:P

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

According to a teacher at Bundy high (Mr Lindsey.. if you happen to meet him Ben) the english know all the proper ettiquite english but choose not to use it. I hope your experience with the English school system is better than it's reputation!!

Anna said...

Hmmm... interesting you should say that, Dreana, as it seems to be what George Bernard Shaw thought nearly 100 years ago!...

"The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it."

"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."

:P

Anonymous said...

oh no, seem's I've started something with the quotes!! :P

Wendy said...

So looks like you may return unable to speak or dress properly !!!! This could be very interesting.